dead noodles

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aardvark-123
venacoeurva

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tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]

aardvark-123

Dear diary,

Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...

I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.

Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!

laughableillusions
bluewatermarshes

frozenfire-flamingwater

this ruined my week 

ruby-jubilee

Some nights I lie awake in bed drowning in self-loathing. The memories of my past cringe flood my mind, they activate my gag reflex, and I am filled with shame. But then I think of this video….and I am at peace knowing at least I have never looked a food service worker in the eyes and told them to write Senorita Awesome on my cup.