Them ✨❤️✨
tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]
Dear diary,
Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...
I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.
Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!
the divines if they were EVIL
ATTACKATOSH
ARKEINOUS
DEVILBELLA
DOOMIANOS
KILLNARETH
MARALEVOLENT
SATANDARR
TALOS
ZENIMAX
People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
….. yes I have,
this ruined my week
Some nights I lie awake in bed drowning in self-loathing. The memories of my past cringe flood my mind, they activate my gag reflex, and I am filled with shame. But then I think of this video….and I am at peace knowing at least I have never looked a food service worker in the eyes and told them to write Senorita Awesome on my cup.
me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you
in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
- When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
- “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”